so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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