Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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