So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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