you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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