Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
be right there i have to get my cape
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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