I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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