: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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