Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need to wash the frat house off of me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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