I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She bit a glass in half.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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