are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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