3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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