Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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