I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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