That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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