i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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