Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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