gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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