Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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