They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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