I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My breasts were aching with rage.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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