Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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