so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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