remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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