i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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