Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i don't like sucking hair
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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