im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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