At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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