don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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