i already hear my dad disowning me
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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