It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
