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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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