I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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