I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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