I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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