I don't think brook has ever known best
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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