I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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