it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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