Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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