Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Randomize
