you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I looked at my own cervix.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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