There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
