I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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