i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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