btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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