Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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