I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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