So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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