Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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