Will you blow on my dice?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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