Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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