come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
