i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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