Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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