Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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