they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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