fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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