I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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